It's halloween right?

So can anyone tell me why it feels just like another cold day in Colorado? I fear I may have lost my holiday spirit.


Weenit's quote of the day...

I actually stole this from a comment left on a friends blog, but hey, it's fucking funny. And thanks to the random Mike guy who left the comment, it's priceless.

"Dude, just reach into your pants. If you still have your dick everything is going to be ok."


Weenit's quote of the day...

"I promise to think of you with everything that reminds me of everything I remember of you."


When you grow up Mormon...

I actually had this conversation with a grown man, may God bless his soul!

Me: "Have you ever actually seen a naked girl?"

Him: "I use to have the internet."

Me: "I mean in real life..."

Him: Stares blankly at me.


Frustrations building up...

These last couple of weeks have been tough on me and I don't know how to express it. I've done my best to keep quiet about some things that are bothering me but in the end It only makes me feel worse. I'm censoring myself because I don't want to upset anyone else; I think I'm done worrying about that, it's time I vent.

It was probably a month ago when a good friend of mine told me as we walked down the street that he had a few job offers out of state, one of which was in Kentucky. It was a bit presumptuous of me to blow it off, but he didn't sound very serious, it seemed to me like he was only trying to make casual conversation. I was so very wrong. A few weeks later I got a phone call from him, he was moving, and every call since then he makes sure to mention it at least once. Well, I hope it's a really awesome job he's leaving home for because Kentucky just does not seem like the kind of place a man like him belongs. Most anyone who knows me knows this man has a special place in my heart, it's hard to let him go so far away and know that I may never see his smile again. Our almost decade long relationship has always felt Like a slow and cruel form of torture for me, always wanting but never getting. It's kind of like a diabetic kid in a candy store, only now the shop has closed and that kid can only remember the way his mouth salivated as he stood there eying the peppermints and chocolates.

One other thing that has been bothering me is the new tension at work. See it all started a few weeks ago when my boss came to me and said that I should stay far away from one of my co-workers, well just call him jailbait for reasons I should not have to explain. The thing about jailabit is that he is serial bad boy, and what woman doesn't love a bad boy? That's not the point. The point is I burst out laughing when my boss said this to me because I couldn't believe he had the notion that jailbait and I had anything going on, we are only co-workers at best. Apparently when two people from the same place of employment ask for the same day off on the same memo it means they're dating. I just laughed and told my boss jailbait and I just wanted the same day off and happened to both be in the office at the same time requesting it off so we wrote it on the same piece of paper.
I admit it was an understandable assumption, I just did not know how understandable. Later that day jailbait showed up to work and I told him what happened, he was infuriated. I simply could not understand why it made him so upset, not until a few nights later when the pieces all came together. It turns out jailbait does have a thing for me. So there I was spending some quality off work time with jailbate drinking and talking about art when he spills the beans. I turned him down as gracefully as I could, leaving him disappointed. I'm discomforted when I wonder how things will be at work this week. I hope a lot smother than my own mind makes them.
On a final note, I think I am sick and tired of everyone telling me having a puppy was a bad ideal. I set a goal for myself, knowing that the only reason I disliked dogs was because I did not understand them, to master dog ownership. So far it's going well. He may have chewed a few things up but doesn't every puppy? And he may restrict me with traveling, but it's just like having a kid, and I've got that under control. Besides, he has provided me with some companionship and loyalty that no human has ever been able to give me. I just really don't like people telling me I can't do something, I'm like a kid. If you say I can't I'm going to try my hardest to succeed. Just a note to all you nay-sayers out there, the puppy and I are doing just fine.

Weenit's quote for the week...

Yeah, that's right, this quote is worthy for the week.

"No, you have to wait till the ice melts, then it's like second drink!"

God, I love The Office!

The one word that would forever change my life...

I remember the first time I ever heard it, I was standing on the stairs of our California apartment looking down at the television. My sister and at the time stepfather were watching one of those science channel shows. The host was quite ecstatic about the topic and went on and on about how it will change the world we live in. She said we would be able to use our home computers to talk to people on the other side of the world, shop, do research, and even send mail. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, she was talking about the internet. I remember my exact response, "Yeah right, how is that even possible?"
So now it's obvious that as a child I had no imagination, but thank God I was wrong. with out instant horoscopes, instant messenger, email, myspace, blogs, E-bay, and Google, how would I ever make it in this world?

Ah, that's right, I would still be that weird kid who spends her Saturday night reading long-winded romance novels after organizing my sock drawer and dusting the tops of every picture frame in the house.


It still makes me smile...

I discovered that so many of us do and say things without putting any passion into it, and that sucks the beauty out of life. I was reminded of this the other day when I was standing in front of the mirror getting ready to go out. I was adjusting my headband when Chris turned to me and said, "Oh, you're beautiful." It wasn't what he said, as I hear that most every day from crack heads and business men alike. It was the way he said it, with passion. I spent the rest of the night with a bounce in my step reminding myself that I do still have the ability to take someone's breath away.


Thoughts on Sunday...

I hate Sunday, well, maybe it's more of a dislike. For me, Sunday means fifteen straight hours of tossing dough, talking to crack heads, and yelling at my employees. It's brutal, I know.


Those crazy Jackasses...

It's hard to admit it but I can't say I'm not a fan of the original Jackass movie. It was gross, painful, and funny all at the same time. Besides, I always love a movie that can move me, even if it is in pain and disgust.
So last night my good friend AJ and I were standing at the theater wondering what movie to watch as he was late and we were already missing the beginning of our original selection. i think someone plucked the wild hair up my ass as I suggested we actually pay to watch people torture themselves and others. I don't regret it a bit. I don't know what kind of minds those Jackass guys have but I am assuming they spend a lot of time watching those old cartoons like Tom and Jerry and Ren and Stimpy with notepads and pencils in hand.
The movie really was much more disgusting, painful, idiotic, and creative than the last. I was blown away. There was even one point in the movie where I actually almost threw up! I was gagging and couching, they should pass out barf bags at every showing.
Needless to say never has a movie moved me like that before...


What a dream...

He fell into my arms and I was so glad to see him, he had been gone for so long. We embraced, we kissed, we smiled, we held on. For just that moment my heart was filled with that kind of sickening bliss people only see in movies, so why do I feel so depressed? I need a martini and some deep reflection.


I just got a little less productive...

My quality of life improved drastically when I discovered today that we now have internet at work! Do you know what this means? Yeah, my boss did not think this through. I can now feed my internet addiction, it's a beautiful thing.

Now to find some really great porn to fill my boss' computer with. Do you suppose putting photos of naked ladies on the background could be considered sexual harassment? Hope not...