Dirty minds...

Have you ever sat at a restaurant and watched a couple talking to each other but you were too far away to hear what was being said so you created your own dialogue? It's so much fun. But not quite as fan as when you overhear someone having a phone conversation and you have no ideal whats being said on the other line. Pretty innocent things can sound quite dirty. For example, I was walking to school yesterday morning and I passed an older woman who was probably in her mid forties. She was on her cell phone when I overheard her saying this:

"My son told me I should just get a hotel room down town and go at it."

Am I the only one around here with a perverted mind or does that sound just as dirty to everyone else? God, I hope I am not alone.

Weenit's quote for the day...

WWJD?

"I'll tell you what Jesus would do! Jesus would have a beer, a babe, and a smile!" - Me

Shoes...

I hate shoes. Any one who knows me knows this. I have been wearing the same pair of Walmart flip flops that cost three bucks for about three years now. Today I was forced to go shopping with my big breasted sister because she needs a dress for a wedding, more precise, a Mormon wedding. I was there only for my sense of fashion, which is edgy, at best. Long story short, she didn't get a dress but I fell in love with the most awesome pair of heels I have ever seen. I hate being a poor college student who can't afford to spend seventy dollars on a pair of strappy platforms...

And then I got outside into the fresh Colorado air and remembered who I am, and that for seventy dollars those heels better be magic dancing shoes.

I swear something has to be in the air at these malls.

The best joke ever...

What do a pizza delivery boy and a gynecologist have in common?

They can both smell it but they can't eat it.

So great. I want to thank Sabrina for that one.

In a past life...

As bored as I was today with my one free day in what felt like forever I took one of those stupid online quizzes. This one told me who I was in a past life, apparently I was some wealthy princess. dammit. Anyways, I'm wondering if I may have any inheritance left floating around out there, I could sure use a few million I didn't have to work for or maybe a castle? Any leads people?

A ton of new photos...

Being that I am a student of art now I thought it would be quite appropriate to post a few new pictures in my photography section of some of my new work. I think it is amazing so don't forget to check it out or else....

Here is a little sample to make your eyes salivate.


Now were getting serious...

It's been so long!

Wow, I hate to admit it but I have become one of those neglectful bloggers. It's as though I have no time for blogging with all the school and work and more school. I don't know why that surprises me as I can't even find the time to sleep. Anyways, I promise a very in depth update is in order tomorrow, unless I choose sleep. You can only hope for the best right?

Weenit's quote for the day...

"Before you speak let me remind you I am not a fool."

God bless America...

Happy 4th of July motherfuckers! I can tell today is gonna be a rough one on me, at least it's starting out that way. I only hope to God that one of those firecrackers (the big ass ones only the city can buy) malfunctions and blows through my cranium. What a grand finale to the end of this day. And for the rest of you more chipper punks please wear a helmet, don't drink and drive, and remember the warning labels on firecrackers are not meant to be taken lightly.

Weenit's quote for the day...

I would like to thank Mr. Perverted Shoe Shinner on 16th street for this one...

"I'm suprised Denver hasn't blown up yet because you're the bomb!"