Happy 4th of July motherfuckers! I can tell today is gonna be a rough one on me, at least it's starting out that way. I only hope to God that one of those firecrackers (the big ass ones only the city can buy) malfunctions and blows through my cranium. What a grand finale to the end of this day. And for the rest of you more chipper punks please wear a helmet, don't drink and drive, and remember the warning labels on firecrackers are not meant to be taken lightly.