It's been a while.

I know I owe you all a serious post about whats been going on in my life, a ton of things are a bit over due. I am going to try and cover a broad range of subjects quickly as my busy life has got me so booked I can't find time to pick my own nose.

To start, if any one knows any one who's looking for a nice engagement ring I've got one I'm trying to get rid of, it no longer means anything to me, better I get rid of it. It has been sitting on my dresser burning a hole into my brain far too long.

I am ecstatic to have heard from an old friend, turns out he just broke his phone and lost my number, glad to hear our incident did not leave me blacklisted.

Who knew bitter men could actually taste so sweet?

Art school is like kindergarden, with breasts and bubble gum.

We photographed and filmed our first real man on woman intercourse Saturday night, wow! And in case you ever need to know, corn syrup and coconut milk do not look like real jizz.

The best part of this whole month is the boys are back in town! Welcome home guys, now sit and enjoy some cold beer while the new recruits take your place over in the sand dunes of hell we call the war. Thank God you all made it home safe.

Weenit's quote for the day...

"I was smelling green all night. I don't know if it was the smell of grass or the smell of money but it was smelling good."

The things stoners say when they are, well, stoned.


Funny joke, ha ha!

Thanks for this one Justin!

A Rabbi and and Priest see a little boy, The Priest says, "Lets fuck him!" The Rabbi says, "Out of what?"

A bit about potty training...

Today my son and I had a conversation about poop, it went something like this:

"Mommy, the poop is coming!"


"But Mommy, when the poop comes it will go on the floor if I don't have a pull up on."

I don't think he understands the concept of a pullup, or a toilet.


Another quote for today...

"He's a winker, rhymes with wanker."

Seventeen hours in purgatory...

Yesterday I worked a solid seventeen hours, I didn't even know there were that many hours in a waking day! Anyways, it was hell! Idiotic customers, disobedient employees, and the lack of a decent air conditioner ensured I would have a shitty night. Of course, my curiosity also caught the best of me and I probed too deep into a truth I already knew and did not want to admit. However, an unexpected phone call from an old friend I had not heard from in months cheered me right up! I just wanted to say thanks Zac, your kind words turned my frown upside down.

Weenit quote for the day...

"Silly of me to assume my toothbrush would always have a place in your bathroom."