thought...

Let me pick the pieces of me up off the floor before you crush me again...

weenit's quote of the day...

"Well I met a girl, and we hit it off big time."

I'll drink to that, and then I'll have another...

It's to bad I am in the wrong state, wished I lived in a little town called perfect, where everything is how it should be.

Weenit's conversation of the day...

I came home after a long day of work to find my lovely roommate AJ drunk off vodka and orange juice. With a smile full of drunken glee he said, "Well hello!" as he lifted his glass. then he continued to say, "Good thing you came home just then or would have started playing drunken Halo."

Me: "Well I'm glad I stopped that before it started, it's one thing to get drunk alone all the time, but to do it while playing Halo every night is another."

AJ:"Hey, I don't play Halo that much."

(His excessive amount of Halo consumption was his only concern?)

So....

It's apparent I have no fans, except for Andy, who was the first and only person to take my quiz. I'm going to remember that at Christmas.

To ______ or Bust! (you fill in the blank)

Rose finally brought me back a book I lent her over a year ago, one of my favorite books in the whole wide worlds. For any woman with a Vagina, or any man who enjoys Vagina, I recommend you go find yourself a copy of this book right away. It's called "The Bust Guide to the New Girl Order". It's a collection of articles from a feminist magazine called Bust, which can be found on the shelves of most Borders or Barnes and Noble bookstores.
I wouldn't consider myself a feminist. In fact, I don't really dig their man hatting, girl power, hairy twat ways. But, I do enjoy some of the very crude, almost unbearable articles Bust has to offer. I would like to share with you a few bits from one of my favorite articles called, "How to be as Horny as a Guy" by Lady J.

Guideline three to being as horny as a guy says "in your mind, replace all advertising images made to titillate men with images made to titillate you. Every add you see that has a sexy woman in it, imagine the ad with a man instead."

It wasn't until I read that article that I realized the term "sex sells" is geared towards men, leaving us ladies empty handed. Why don't advertisers fill our razor adds with sexy men groveling at our feet desperate to touch our freshly shaved, soft legs?

The article also states we should learn more male habits, like ogling, masturbating daily, wearing comfortable clothes, and touching ourselves every time we go to the bathroom. I'm not going to lie, it sounds like a lot more fun on the male gender side of the totem pole.

I think God made it up to us by giving us boobs, and if you ask my sister she will tell you boobs rule the world.