I came home after a long day of work to find my lovely roommate AJ drunk off vodka and orange juice. With a smile full of drunken glee he said, "Well hello!" as he lifted his glass. then he continued to say, "Good thing you came home just then or would have started playing drunken Halo."
Me: "Well I'm glad I stopped that before it started, it's one thing to get drunk alone all the time, but to do it while playing Halo every night is another."
AJ:"Hey, I don't play Halo that much."
(His excessive amount of Halo consumption was his only concern?)