Thanksgiving Zombies!

Thanksgiving this year was the same as always, except this year there was no drunken grandmother sitting down to watch football after dinner but falling sleep from all the martinis instead. Guess she had a better party with better booze to show up to.

We ate the required amount of turkey and stuffing, and more than our fair share of green bean casserole. And we all had a lovely time drinking martinis, spiced eggnog, rum and coke, and picking on my baby-sisters fiance who was the first and only one to get wasted. Trust me, there is nothing more amusing that a 4 foot tall drunk Asian. You should get yourself one and check it out if you haven't already.

at one point in the evening my brother in law and I went to pick up a few flicks from Blockbuster, which took over an hour because this seasons rental selection is sub-par if you ask us. But we did manage to find a zombie movie I had not yet seen, with a concept I had not yet seen and really didn't think would work. It was a B-list movie with a smaller budget that pulled it off with some creative shots, and acting that was admittedly better than I though it would be. It was called Flight of the Zombie, and trust me, if you love Zombies just check this one out. It's one of those movies you can't take to seriously while watching, just be ready to laugh every time a zombie jumps back to life, and even when someone goes down with them. And if you happen to find a copy for sale let me know, this is one I must add to my collection.

Weenit's quote of the day...

It's been um...... Well forever since I last posted a quote of the day, so enjoy!

Girl assembles a rather large vibrator she just bought, holds it up and says, "Woah, I think my eyes were way bigger than my Vag."

Personal trainers and flu vaccinations...

I took the kid to get his annual flu vaccination today, and let me tell you, there is nothing that will lower my confidence more than watching this. It makes me feel like such a baby when he gets his shot, he sits there extra calm, watches the nurse stab him in the arm while I am so sick to my stomach just knowing it's happening. He didn't try to cry, run away, or convince anyone he didn't need a flu shot. He just sat there, and when it was all over he informed us it hurt with a smirk on his face and went on his way. Next it's my turn, oh god.... Can I procrastinate on this till next year? Or maybe the year after? Or the year after that?

On a quite possibly more positive note, I meet with Brandon from the Anti-gym to hire him as my personal trainer. I'm super excited about this, in part because I have never had a personal trainer, but also because the Anti-gym uses non-traditional methods to change habits as well as bodies, and if you know me you know I am not very traditional. They do things like throw cupcakes at you when you're slacking at the gym, handcuff you to the bicycle if you try to stop your cardio before time is up, keep a public list on who is or isn't following their diet plan, and they even keep track of your attendance to see if you are slacking...

I hope I can make it through the first week...

Blah...

Blah, I just spent the last of my little time writing a long winded blog and then poof! Blogger gave me some error massage, makes me want to pull my hair out. Anyways, I've been back from Cancun forever, and I will post a blog about it tomorrow. So, what I am trying to say is, my blog was about how I intend to post another blog tomorrow.

So little time...

I'm back from Cancun, and have for a while, I just can't seem to find the time to put a post up with all the insanity and mayhem in my life (I know, bloggers excuses). But tomorrow I plan to get around to doing all the things I need to do like downloading photos, and making a nice little collage for you all, that is if I am not too busy thwarting off Bob. BTW, great story about that stalker Bob with his fake girlfriend, if I'm not too tired after all the vacation gossip I promise to share tomorrow.