Weenit's quotes for the day...

You must be feeling very special. I have not one, but two, yes two, quotes today!

"If all else fails, at least you still have your vagina!"

"I wish I could get an emo kid to cut my lawn as well as they cut their wrists."

I admit...

A few things I must admit...

When my son told me Jesus loves him I responded with, "Until you date a boy or masturbate for the first time."

I am a Democrat but I read a Republican blog almost daily (It took me some time to realize it was a Republican blog).

I only watched Stripper Aerobics because I was hoping to see Carmen Electra's boobs (I never got to see her boobs and I discovered I would not make a very good stripper).

I am afraid of the dark (But I can't sleep with a light on).

I am obsessed with Paris Hilton (I hope it's just a phase).

release of anger....

It really was a great dream, horrific, but great. I just remember unleashing my fists of furry upon his chest with no inhibitions. Although I never really got to give him the smack down just dreaming about it was enough to undo all of my tension. I wish I had more dreams like this...

Just when you think everything is going swell...

I woke up yesterday morning to a text message from one of my best friends. I had not heard from her in a while so I was quite pleased until I read the message. Her ovarian cyst had burst. If you know anything about ovarian cysts you know they have a high chance of being cancerous. As long as they don't burst you are ok but once they do, well, you had better find religion. Her doctors say there is a ninety-five percent chance her cysts is cancerous, they want to do a full hysterectomy. I can't imagine the pain and disappointment she must be feeling. Aside from suffering the monumental pain she is in she must now face the fact that she will never be able to have children. I know this breaks her heart, as she is one of those people who were born to be a mother. All she has wanted for a long time is to have a dozen of her own little rugrats running around; she would have been great at the job as well. It makes me sad to know that God has given the gift of children to people like me and ripped that right away from people like her. Not only has her ability to have children been taken but also her youth. Once she has the hysterectomy she will go into menopause. No twenty-one year old girl should have to suffer menopause, or a good chance of cancer flowing through her body. I can only hold her hand and hope she makes it through this. I don't want to find myself in the same position my mother was in a year ago as she stood next to her best friend’s grave with tears in her eyes as she turned to me and said, "It's not supposed to be this way, she was my best friend." I don't ever want to know exactly how my mother felt that day.

New beginnings, complete!

It's official. I am now a city girl. Goodbye suburbia. I love my new apartment, I love my new home, and I really love my new job. Sometimes living alone gets a bit lonely, but I will get used to it, I mean, how difficult can it possibly be to have your own space? The funny truth is I remember being a little girl and imagining the day I would live alone. I remember thinking how scared I would be, but it's not scary at all. It also helps that I now live in the best city in the world and my new apartment is only blocks away from many of my favorite places. I'm so close to work I can walk there in less time than it takes to blow my nose. Now I think it's time I get a dog so I have a good reason to walk around town in the middle of the day, the company would also help me from loosing my mind.