A few things I must admit...
When my son told me Jesus loves him I responded with, "Until you date a boy or masturbate for the first time."
I am a Democrat but I read a Republican blog almost daily (It took me some time to realize it was a Republican blog).
I only watched Stripper Aerobics because I was hoping to see Carmen Electra's boobs (I never got to see her boobs and I discovered I would not make a very good stripper).
I am afraid of the dark (But I can't sleep with a light on).
I am obsessed with Paris Hilton (I hope it's just a phase).