New beginnings, now entering phase two...

New beginnings phase one:

Move an unbelievable amount of Eva's crap out of the apartment

New beginnings phase two:

Move a pathetic amount of my own furnishings and junk into the apartment.

New beginnings phase three:

Unpack everything.

New beginnings phase four:

Finally enjoy the peace and quiet of having my own place.

Now if only I could get past phase two...

New beginings

Come Monday I will be standing in a whole different world. I will be working at a new job and living in my own little apartment across town from the suburban home I have spent the last eleven years growing comfortable in. I hope the big city does not squash me like that spider who invaded my space this afternoon. That would not be good.

help me out here...

I am trying to decide if I like this pic...



or this pic better...

The Weenit's quote for the day...

If you push my buttons just the right way something will snap back. I'm sorry to say the poor sap who got this one probably didn't deserve it.

"Keep holding your nose up in the air so you don't have to smell your own stench."

Mer baby, this one is for you...

If there were a handbook on kissing the number one rule in that handbook would be that kissing and excessive amounts of alcohol don't mix. I think this may also be the one rule people would break the most because, of course, what fun would it be to get drunk if you cant swap spit with your bar neighbor. But really, have you ever been to that point of drunkenness where the world spins if you close your eyes? And what is the most important thing for you to do when kissing? That’s right, you close your eyes. So imagine yourself kissing someone and suddenly thinking, "I need to stop kissing you, I am going to vomit." It's definitely a though you want to keep to yourself because your partner might take it the wrong way. You could always open your eyes, but that is not a very pleasant view to have when locking lips, and what if the other person opens their eyes as well? Then you’re stuck in an incredibly awkward moment as though you have just been caught peaking through the keyhole. We are all better off staying inhibited when we're inebriated. What am I lecturing about? If this were against the law I'd be serving life without parole.