In the last thirty something minutes at work I have...
Checked my Myspace at least fifteen times, and still no one has sent me anything entertaining.
Went to the bathroom just because.
Pondered what it would be like to be stuck here on tweak, man that would be terrible.
Seriously considered entering the dance-off my trainer suggested with sarcasm. I missed the sarcasm.
Yep, that's pretty much it.