What would you do?

Have you seen that movie "The Bucket List" yet? Don't worry, neither have I, I don't really like that Jack Nicholson guy, he has a clown's smile. Just creepy. But my point is, that movie has sparked an interesting question here in the office.

What would you put on your list of "things to do" if your life was soon coming to an end?

Mine list would be very short.I'd only have two things on my list to accomplish, both of which could be taken care of by a phone call. That's like what, fifteen minutes tops? And then I can spend the rest of my time doing lots of drugs and having lots of wreckless sex.

But what would you do? What things would be on your list?

And what about this lady who spent two years on the toilet? Could you imagine? And that sparked another debate in our office.

If you had to spend the next two years in one place, where would it be?

At first, I thought this lady was bat shit insane. I mean, she spent two years on the toilet. I'd totally choose to spend those two years in bed or on the couch in front of the TV, but on the toilet? Then I got to thinking about it and realized this lady was smart. Sure, I'd be cozy in bed while she is stuck on the lou, but what would I do when I had to take a crap? I would so be shit out of luck.

but where would you want to spend two years of your life, if you had to pick one place?


Historical Wit said...

on a beach where it never got cold. Then I could bury my doo like a cat and move down two feet to the next clean lot.

Weenit said...

Damn, why didn't I think of that?