My sisters Raquel, Mindy, and their husbands Ron and Dan, and myself were driving back from Greeley after having lunch with my grandfather. we drove past an old farmhouse that had a sign outside that "Palm reading, five dollars."
With a car full of my siblings, can't you imagine the mockery?
Raquel: "Lets go get our palms read."
Mindy (as she points to a long line in her hand): "I don't need to have my palms read, I already know they will tell me my husband will be a pain in my ass for the rest of my life."
Dan: "Yeah, well they would just tell me my wife's ass will keep bigger every year of my life."
Mindy (as she smacks Dan): "Baby!"
Dan (laughing and giving her the eating shit grin): "What? It's the best investment I have; I get a ten percent increase in growth every year!"
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