Employee: Holds cell phone up to me and tries to take a picture. When he discovers I moved and the picture cme out blurry he says, "You moved! What a waste of film!"
Me: "It's a camera phone, there is no film."
Employee: "So you know that but you can't remember where you live."
Me; "I know where I live."
Employee, "What about that one time."
Me; "Ok, but it was just that one time."