I was sitting on my couch eating something I would never want to admit I put in my body and watching President Bush's latest press release. It got me thinking real deep about politics, so deep I almost got lost. However, I think I discovered why that third party guy Nader never wins. It's because he does not have a campaign slogan. Julie and I got together and brainstormed about it while picking up puppy poop. Here is what what we came up with.
"Nader the Masturbater, he gets it done."