I'm sitting here at one in the afternoon wearing the "Hello my name is you can't afford me" pajamas Justin gave me and I am reminded of a conversation...
My mother's boyfriend was talking to one of his much younger coworkers about his girlfriend's three lovely daughters. When his younger coworker got excited and asked how old each of us was my mother's boyfriend said, "It doesn't matter, you can't have any of them any ways."
His coworker then asked why and he said, "Because one of them is married, one is engaged, and the other one you can't afford."
I would just like to say to anyone who thinks I am a gold digger, "You obviously have not met my ex-husband."
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