Mission statments...

Come Monday I will be meeting with the president of my boss' franchise so he can lecture all management about Black Jack's new "mission statement". My first thought was, "For Christ sake people, we just make pizza." So I'm thinking it should go something along the lines of, "We here at Black Jack promise to make the best pizza we can, deliver it as fast as we can, at the lowest price possible." But if I know CEOs I know they are not possible of coming up with such a simple mission statement. If you ask me, their time might be better spent thinking about ways in which we can make a better sauce, or maybe create some sort of comesary. Oh well, it will be all playful banter for me as I giggle on the inside over lunch with the President of Black Jack Pizza.