A few signs it's a very merry Christmas...

I woke up Christmas morning with out a hangover....

I left my very sexy strappy heels sitting on the living room floor vulnerable victim to my dogs sharp teeth and he didn't even touch them...

My candy cane came wrapped in money...

My son did NOT get any loud and obnoxious toys this year...

And I now know the reson Santa is so damn jolly, it's all the bourbon and blow jobs in public places by his Hoe Hoe Hoes that keep him going.